There is a
MONSTER
in our house.
It wasn’t ALWAYS here.
One day, it just
TURNED UP.
The monster EATS
all day
and ROARS all night.
The monster is... NOISY GRUMPY DIRTY SMELLY DROOLY STICKY.
The monster must
GO!
I tried SCARING it off.
But the monster just LAUGHED.
HA-HA!
HA-HA!
I tried TRAPPING it.
But the monster was
too CUNNING.
I even tried sending it
to the MOON.
But that just made it
ANGRY.
It's too late! The monster’s GOT ME!
OH!
Well...
Maybe the monster
isn’t SO bad.
The Monster Must Go!
